The Down Low: Mandalorian Season Two Filming Delayed After Baby Yoda Attack, Euthanized

Season two filming of the Disney Plus break-out hit The Mandalorian has been delayed after a heartbreaking turn of events. The series fan favorite some have taken to calling “Baby Yoda” has been killed after the creature violently attacked several cast members. Storm Trooper Security staff on set were at first unable to subdue the creature with their blasters, firing several times in the fray to no avail. The attack was only stopped when a caterer on site liberated a blaster from an ineffective Storm Trooper and was able to dispatch the tiny creature with a single shot.

An eyewitness to the scene quoted the gunman as stating “Thats right you little schlimo! That shit might fly in Dagobah or Tatooine, but this is Savareen, bitch!”. Authorities have taken statements from the gunman and released her pending further inquiry.

Casey Allen

Casey Allen is a writer and editor living in Alabama.

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